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PREORDER: Coffee, Milk & Spider Silk (paperback) - Signed!

Name: PREORDER: Coffee, Milk & Spider Silk (paperback) - Signed!
Brand: Coyote's Cozy Lil Market!
Price: 7.99 USD
Availability: InStock

~~$12.99~~ $7.99

(This is a PREORDER. See more details below.)

What should a battle-worn 11-foot tall drider do when she's retiring from the Ember Guard and looking for a big change? Open a cafe, of course! Unfortunately, Gwen's skills are highly specialized—she can contain a magical anomaly to protect the innocent without blinking, but taking inventory and tracking profits makes her sweat bullets. It’s not long before she wonders if patrolling the streets of Embervein wasn’t a safer bet.

Help comes in the form of the city’s finest—a tireless minotaur raising two kids alone, a teenage dryad with trust issues, and Gwen’s old partner in the Guard who can’t tell a coffee machine from a milk steamer. Is this unlikely group of friends really enough to save Gwen from certain failure?

Find out what it means to put it all on the line in Coffee, Milk & Spider Silk, a modern cozy fantasy.

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(A couple notes - these photos are not perfectly representative of what you'll be receiving because I don't currently have my hands on the copies I'll be shipping out! The biggest difference is that the version you'll receive won't say "Not for Resale" on the front XD There is also a very, very minor difference with the small web design at the bottom. That is all! I'll be taking new photos soon. Thanks for understanding <3)

This is a physical paperback of CMSS which you may hold in your hands, use as a fan on hot days, eat for lunch, or even read. All copies are signed by the author (me!) with love <3

Please be patient when it comes to shipping. I am disabled and so I'm only able to send out the mailers on Mondays (which happens to be the single day of the week in which I leave the house for my therapy appointment, which happens to be conveniently located next to the post office!). If you have any concerns about how long your book is taking to arrive, please shoot me an email at hello@coyotejmedwards.com and I'll let you know if there's been a delay <3

(For legal purposes I do not endorse the eating of paperback books as a meal, no matter how tasty it may be.)

This product is a PREORDER. There will be a significant amount of time between your purchasing and your receiving the package! As soon as I receive the bulk order of books from my printing company, I'll get them shipped out to you as fast as I can. Thank you so much for your understanding <3

Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, I'm happy to get you a replacement! Or if you'd prefer, you can send the book back and get a refund <3 You will need to pay the shipping cost, I'm afraid; I am not a big corporation so I can't do free returns just yet. Luckily, these are very lightweight books so it won't cost you a lot to ship.
Please keep in mind that I am exactly one (1) person working on this by myself! If there are delays or issues with your package, I'll do my very best to get that sorted out ASAP. I appreciate your patience and understanding <3